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Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book

RRP $18.69

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An overnight bestselling hot new release on Amazon in the sports - humor category, "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" features gut busting jokes, like

"John Daly walks into a clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:

FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!

So John asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender says, 'Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.'

John says, 'Well, I've done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.'

Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, 'Wherez zat teeqeelah?' He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.

Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.

'Now' he says, 'Where's that woman with the sore tooth?'"

Each joke is preceded by a golf quote, "These greens are so fast, I hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." -Sam Snead on the Greens at Augusta

Or, warm hearted quotes like, "There's a perfect shot out there tryin' to find each and every one of us.... All we got to do is get ourselves out of its way, to let it choose us.... Can't see that flag as some dragon you got to slay.... You got to look with soft eyes.... See the place where the tides and the seasons and the turnin' of the Earthy, all come together...where everything that is, becomes one.... You got to seek that place with your soul." -Legend of Bagger Vance

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From the Team at Golfwell.Net

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Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards

RRP $19.99

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This book is a observational essay on the perils of taking up a game that can be frustration in the least and cruel punishment to those expecting to be rewarded in their efforts to master it.


The Happy Golfer

RRP $18.99

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This collection of literature attempts to compile many of the classic, timeless works that have stood the test of time and offer them at a reduced, affordable price, in an attractive volume so that everyone can enjoy them.


Rgec;plays Of Harold Pinter

RRP $12.99

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This Reader's Guide synthesises the key criticism on Pinter's work over the last half century. Andrew Wyllie and Catherine Rees examine critical approaches and reactions to the major plays, charting the controversies which have arisen in response to Pinter's critiques of political and sexual issues.

They consider criticism from the press and academics, on the themes of Absurdism, politics and gender identity. By placing this criticism in its historical context, this guide illustrates a transition from bewilderment and outrage to affection, fascination - and more outrage.


You Know You Are A Golfer...

RRP $18.99

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The fifth book in the popular 'You Know You Are' series 'You Know You Are A Golfer' highlights the unmistakable characteristics and passion of those among us who are wholly dedicated to the game of golf. This is the fifth book in the "You Know You Are" book series, and was compiled with the help of golfers and their families. With 40 illustrated captions, golfers, prepare to see yourselves as others do! And if you are looking for the perfect present or birthday gift for the golfer in your life, then look no further! Other titles include: You Know You Are A Runner... You Know You Are A Nurse... You Know You Are An Engineer You Know You Are A Dog Lover... You Know You Are Getting Older... You Know You Are A Teacher... You Know You Are A Mother... Purchase either the Kindle or paperback editions of this book and go in the draw to win a 'You know you are a Golfer' t-shirt. Visit our website for further details.



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